Long time no post and this one's gonna be all about the pictures, 'cause clearly we don't have time to deal with anything else.
The event for Sam's 6-month birthday (1 day after Anna's 30-somethingth) was a weekend with his new pal Read Elizabeth and her mom. I'll let the Michelin thighs say the rest:
Also, one important milestone... Sam gets to second base:
"No, no, Mr. Read Elizabeth's dad, I wasn't... I was just... she had something on her shirt."